MICHAEL AND SUSAN AUDIO

10 Pound Molar

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 04:00:00 GMT

A 10 pound Mammoth tooth has been found

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"along with pre-historic dentist and..."

Banning Speedos

Mon, 17 Aug 2009 04:00:00 GMT

They're banning speedos at a waterpark in Britain...

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"You're going to thank me for this....thank you.."

Etiquette during job interviews

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 04:00:00 GMT

Etiquette coaches says that business is booming with job seekers hoping to get an upperhand in interviews....

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"Cover that tattoo especially if it says stud muffin..."

Expensive to raise kids

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 04:00:00 GMT

It's expensive to raise kids these days. I have a few suggestions...

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"2 cans and a piece of string..."

The Man Bra ?

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 04:00:00 GMT

The Japanese have once again come up with another oddity for us in Western Civilizaion to ponder..... The "Bra-O" .....

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"Something is topsy turvey here..."

When fashion and technology collide - original idea ?

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 04:00:00 GMT

Here's dress that lights up when you get a call... Is it an original idea ? I think not....

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"He was answering his shoe long before they put cell phone lights in dresses..."

Cemetery BOGO sale

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 04:00:00 GMT

Buy one get one free on cemetery plots. We can't make this up.....

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"Get one of equal or lesser value, ABSOLUTELY FREE ! ..."

Dorm room leftovers

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 04:00:00 GMT

Here's a list of some of the more unusual things students have left behind in their dorm rooms....

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"Who hasn't had one of those in their dorm room ? "

Lobster Thief

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 04:00:00 GMT

When breaking into a lobster place try to stay awake.... A word to the stupid criminal in the audience...

Quote "It reminds me of when Rudy Sollenberger broke into the Leisenring guppy farm..."

Actual Insurance Forms

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 04:00:00 GMT

Not everyone gets the idea of brevity in reports or even re-reads what they've written. Perhaps they should...

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"a little guy in a little car with a big mouth.."

Pope Radio goes commercial

Thu, 28 May 2009 04:00:00 GMT

The Official Radio Station of the Vatican is going to be taking advertising for the 1st time since it's inception in 1931.....

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"Hey this is Vinnie...Come down to Wally's Wafers and Wine shop..."

Sports while driving can be dangerous

Thu, 28 May 2009 04:00:00 GMT

Driving can be dangerous when listening to sports on the radio....

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"I wanted to pull out my broom and throw it right at the radio there..."

No Sex for you....

Tue, 12 May 2009 04:00:00 GMT

Kenyan women are enforcing a boycott on sex and getting sued.....

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"They instituted a ban on Quality Intimate time..."

Tongue Exercises

Tue, 12 May 2009 04:00:00 GMT

Sleep apnea and snoring researchers think they have a solution....

Quote
"Can you tell I'm doing my eyebrow pushups right now...."

The Mustache Institute

Tue, 12 May 2009 04:00:00 GMT

The Mayor of Murray, Utah has a dilema about shaving his foot long handle bar mustache..... You probably didn't know there was a Colorado parallel..

Shaving can be a big deal.....

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"The mustache Institute, I know you've heard of them.."

What dogs think

Mon, 11 May 2009 04:00:00 GMT

What do dogs think when they go bad ? Just wondering....

Quote: "They were like pirahnas...."

What Mom Taught me

Fri, 08 May 2009 04:00:00 GMT

Happy Mother's Day..... We just can't let mother's day go by without sharing these....

You know your a mom when.......

Fri, 08 May 2009 04:00:00 GMT

Happy Mother's Day........ More fun about being a mom....

Crickets in China - Doping allegations

Sat, 02 May 2009 04:00:00 GMT

We can't make this up. They're got a problem in the world of Performing Crickets in China...

Quote " I keep writing year of the pig on my checks.."

A Dogs Prayer

Fri, 01 May 2009 04:00:00 GMT

A listener sent us a Dog's Prayer. What would your pooch say to the Almighty? Here's what someone envisioned. OR was it really written by a dog? I guess we'll never know.

The Red Golf Ball incident _ Montage

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 04:00:00 GMT

When a 2 year old loses their security blanket, or in this case a red golf ball, it can become a family crisis.... This is a montage of calls we took....

Mom gets arrested

Thu, 23 Apr 2009 04:00:00 GMT

A mom got arrested for kicking her bickering daughters from her car and telling them to walk home. Here's a MONTAGE of the discussions that followed over the next half hour with Michael and Susan.

Driving Poodle

Fri, 17 Apr 2009 04:00:00 GMT

NuNu is a driving poodle. On an Interstate! Let's discuss....

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"who hasn't taught their pooch to maneuver a 2000 lb vehicle..?"

Eco Friendly Race Car

Thu, 16 Apr 2009 04:00:00 GMT

Now here's a real hyrbid car. It's an F3 race car that is made of some unique materials and runs on bio and another type of fuel....

Play hookey day

Thu, 09 Apr 2009 04:00:00 GMT

Who knew there was an official play hookey day. Apparently there are a multitude of reasons to play hookey. Michael and Susan have them.

Break up agency

Thu, 09 Apr 2009 04:00:00 GMT

Michael and Susan found out about a German "Break up agency." This guy will do the unpleasant stuff for you. We even have audio.....

The benefits of watermelon

Tue, 07 Apr 2009 04:00:00 GMT

Michael and Susan discuss the medicinal benefits of watermelons.

How did ya get that buttock bruise

Tue, 07 Apr 2009 04:00:00 GMT

How does Susan know Michael has a bruised buttock anyway?

Skateboarding parrot

Fri, 27 Mar 2009 04:00:00 GMT

Michael and Susan found a parrot with special skills.....

Can we supersize you?

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 04:00:00 GMT

Michael and Susan discuss a recent visit to the post office. Like many other businesses employees are required to "upsell" you when you come in. What if we, in radio did the same thing?

Age Discrimination

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 04:00:00 GMT

Michael and Susan on age discrimination.

Cheese - school and monks

Fri, 13 Feb 2009 05:00:00 GMT

So what do a school of cheese and monks have to do with each other? Glad you asked. Michael and Susan have the answer!

Banjo surgery

Thu, 11 Sep 2008 04:00:00 GMT

Eddie Adcock is one LUCKY guy... The virtuoso banjo player had brain surgery while awake and played the banjo during the surgery. What? YEP! Michael just happened to get the ER audio for Susan to hear.

No Airborne Hanky Panky

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 04:00:00 GMT

Singapore Airlines has one of the new Boeing Megaplanes that holds anywhere from 500 to 800 passengers, but they do have some in flight rules for those getting one of the suites. Michael and Susan discuss and have actual audio from the plane.

Never date a man who.......

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 04:00:00 GMT

Michael and Susan are always asking the important questions facing society.....

The Weather Blues - National Anthem

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 04:00:00 GMT

The World's One and Only Blues Weather Man, Lead Bellie Louie offers Michael tips on singing the National Anthem.... Whether we want them or not.....